1. Would want to be fed in dark chocolate, dark chocolate inflaton prices ( Read more... )

1. Janet can't drive

2. Is likely to eat all the paper work

3. Don't think she fancies the boss

4. Couldn't lead team anywhere except for the sewers

5. She is locked in a cell

6. Communication skills are very limited

7. Likely to eat payment

8. Would probably want to be paid in rotten flesh, would stink main hub area out

1. Is not a member of Torchwood

2. Should have been retconned

3. Would only do it if Gwen Cooper was the leader

4. Has punched the boss

5. Does not fancy the boss

6. Rhys looks ugly when he is shouting

1. Will sleep with hot female aliens and forget about team ( Read more... )

1. The Weevil obsession is no healthy ( Read more... )

Okay, I think I may be doing this for everyone now *sets up tag for 'second in command so they will be easier to find again ( Read more... )

I do think of odd things early in the morning ( Read more... )

I thought of a couple of reasons today ( Read more... )